mobile@guampdn.com (BREAKING NEWS) $6M in tax refunds will be mailed out on Saturday. Go to www.guampdn.com Okay this is what's called SPIN. When a public figure has something bad happen then his minions create what's called SPIN to try and make the audience forget the bad think that happened to the public figure. In this case, Eddie Calvo got his ass handed to him by the Supreme Court of Guam who spanked his hand for putting it into the tax refund trust cookie jar. No no no little Eddie- the justices said. Quite embarrassing and a blow to his whole "I'm the king of tax refunds propaganda" so what happens is his idiot minions gather in a room (please tell me if you want me to name their names) and plot their "SPIN." Option 1 - cut GPD overtime checks (but Idiot minion #1 points out that only cops care about that). Option 2 - let's coordinate and announce a Summer Fun program for kids at Adelup grounds (but idiot Minion #2 says that will take too long to announce we need something NOW). Option 3 - take the money we were going to use for GPD overtime and repairs to schools and push out tax returns. Bravo bravo bravo! Order is given, announcement made and now the folks at rev and tax are thinking WTF? How come nobody told us? Ladies and gentlemen that's the SPIN - announcing tax refunds hoping you will forget that Eddie Calvo just got slammed for raiding the Tax Refund Trust. And that's all I've got to say about that!
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